Another day dawns as the crowd gathers around the dining table for breakfast Breakfast: Feywild Veggie Omelette Hash Browns of the Earth Elementals Liquid Sun of the Elemental Plane of Fire

BBQ day?

Majin sits on the table waiting for the others

{Shad strolls in, yawning the worlds largest yawn.}

Eggs. Today..... Very well. I will have this Omelette.... But I would also like more of those... Pancakes

{From the kitchen, there are some banging noises. Out comes Oz, carrying two late plates of Pancakes.} Da, they are good. Here’s some more.

Thank you. These {Githyanki insult} tell me I can only have what's on the menu I told them, I will have what I request these

Majin looks around and starts making shapes of 2 warriors fightingwith his hands, 1 a pirate and the other a plasmoid Take that and that.

Now that's clever..

A small something the others don’t know— I do take requests, despite the Menu.

Do you have any..... {she looks around a bit embarassed she actually likes these strange things} more of those... special ones from the other day.. the Fey Pancakes with Nectar of the Woodland

She's never had pancakes before that, now she won't stop asking about them..

{Oz pauses at the door.} I can make more. Do you want more, too?

Silence. Or I will cut out your tongue

Majin keeps playing the pirate sword fight scene

{She looks over at Oz} Yes... i much prefer those special pan......cakes

Again, it's pancakes, no need for the pause

I for one think it's adorable

I am not adorable.....

Okay. I will make more. {He slips back into his Kitchen.}

Alright, alright... calm down. No need to get all in a huff over it

{Shad is inhaling his third helping of hash browns.}

{Baracus calls from up in the rafters.} Yes, it’s entirely too early for that.

I too believe it's adorable. Majin mumurs to himself

{Skilfully, the Giff returns balancing a few plates of Fey Pancakes, with dipping bowls of Nectar.} Here you go.

{Fernessa, Nazmir, and Rilith walk in.}

As soon as you take them into the kitchen, the dishes vanish, replaced by new ones in the cupboard

Dat is very helpful. {Returns to more meal preparation.}

So what's for breakfast today? smiles as she sits down

Food.

Majin keeps playing the pirate sword fight scene

A Feywild omlete and hashbrowns? Yknow there's a menu, right?

Fernessa..... you were wrong... I can have pancakes every day....

{Observing Darkus.} I bet two Silver on the Pirate.

Wrong? I told you you can have pancakes if you don't want what's offered.

Majin nods as he keeps playing Yar, u will never take my booty.

> Fernessa..... you were wrong... I can have pancakes every day.... @Lae'zel (@Solidus) - jump {In the kitchen, Oz’s brow furrows confusedly at the comment.}

And that's a giff. They're hippo-like people.

Speaking of the Hippo man— his cooking ain’t that bad.

{Fades into the room into a chair from places unknown} I shall have the special when you're ready Oz.

…makes me wonder what he tastes like.

Oz's cooking is the only reason I come in here

SHADZAAR!!!

{From the kitchen—} Five minutes, please.

What?

Giffs taste like pork. keeps playing the pirate scene as he answers Shadzaar's question

XD

she just eats her omlete. Inner thoughts: Don't start a fight. Just enjoy the hippos food, Fernessa.

There you are Shadowheart.... I thought you were meeting me in the bathhouse?

I got hungry

Pork, huh?

Oh, Araavos, I need to talk to you. I have something you'd be very interested in

Very well... I'll wait, so what's for breakfast? {looking over the menu}

Majin nods as when the pirate tries to attack the plasmoid, the plasmoid just slides under the pirate and stabs him in the back I win!

{Baracus, now fully awake and no longer groggy, glides down from his perch. He Takes a seat close to Nazmir, but not too close.} Good morning, my lady.

That's not fair you know...... you he didn't have a chance.... I demand a rematch... but first {He closes his eyes and gives sentience to both characters, you no longer have control of your own hands as they fight each other once more}

Dammit. {Fishes out his two silver from his pouch. He hands them to Majin with a pout.}

{Our favourite Giff brings out Sol’s food.}

Majin gives himself an extra hand as he grabs the 2 silver while the pirate and plasmoid fights

Amidst the swirling mist of the haunted seas, Captain Blackbeard, a seasoned pirate with a cutlass in hand, clashed blades with Zephyr, a formidable plasmoid crackling with electric energy. With a swift strike, Captain Blackbeard lunged forward, attempting to pierce Zephyr's translucent form. However, Zephyr dodged the attack, turning into mist and reappearing behind the pirate. The plasmoid retaliated, sending bolts of lightning crackling towards Captain Blackbeard, who deftly parried with his cutlass, the blade sparking against the electric onslaught. In a final, desperate move, Captain Blackbeard swung his cutlass in a wide arc, aiming to dissipate Zephyr. But the plasmoid, ever elusive, dispersed into a cloud of charged particles, avoiding the attack. As the mist settled, Zephyr emerged victorious, leaving Captain Blackbeard in awe of the plasmoid's otherworldly abilities.

Well I'll be damned, the plasmoid still won.....

Do I put the 2 silver or just leave it like a "non-cannon" scene?

{releases control of your hands}

No, a bet's a bet. Go ahead and add it.

I’ll remove two from mine as well

Lol

…which was all he had apparently 💀

> {Baracus, now fully awake and no longer groggy, glides down from his perch. He Takes a seat close to Nazmir, but not too close.}... @Baracus (@Mars) - jump Baracus, I appreciate you calling me your lady, but you do realize I no longer have godlike abilities...right?

This is news to the Owl man.... He wasn't aware.... But being in tune with time it'self now... he realizes now, suddenly..... reality has shifted

{😱} WHAT?! {He rises from his seat.} Whom DARES to take my Lady’s power??? {Readies Fireball.} Tell me!

I did...

Wait… {He lets the spell dissipate.} Something feels different with the Timeline.

He did it for me, Baracus. But it took my demonic power too and I'm much happier for it.

{He gazes upon Solidus.} Do you feel that, too?

Majin looks at Baracus U mean someone messed with it?

https://discord.com/channels/174681017645400064/1168278528777793586/1168390402571763713

Lemme read real fast

I am aware Baracus, but although I could, I prefer not to interfere with a Wish

But… is it dangerous? The shift? {He opens his book to a section about Timelines.}

Also totally happy for Rilith and Gale

Amm. Is there creatures like the time wraiths from The Flash?

> But… is it dangerous? The shift? {He opens his book to a section about Timelines.} @Baracus (@Mars) - jump I mean, not much changed besides the fact that we never got sacrificed and gained powerful abilities so I don't think so. We had a happy upbringing. Our parents are happy and in love....*turns to Gale for a moment*...I'm happy and in love...

It can be, I had to do some cleaning up of the timeline due to that fiasco, but no, the only ones truly effected was Rilith and her family. I left most of the events in tact. For example Oz and Rilith still went through some shit together. Nazmir still came down to the temple, you met, and so on

{He’s currently scribbling away— writing about this new information.}

Why are his britches all tied up? {Gestures to Baracus.}

I may not be a Goddess anymore, but we can still spend time together, right?

{He pauses his writing. He looks over to her, blue eyes full of confusion.} Yes of course. Why wouldn’t we?

I could fix that you know....

Don't you dare Araavos... fucking around with that power is not to be taken lightly

I just....I felt the only reason you liked me was because I was this all powerful holy woman

You know I don't have to answer to you, right? And besides.... You gave Rilith your power, why can I not in return restore Nazmir's?

...You can restore my powers?

{He nearly falls out of his seat, with how hard he gasps.} You shame me! We spend time together because I enjoy talking about esoteric things with you. I wanted to know more about divinity.

Because our magic can't be given to the hands of mortals. Rilith is different, she only has a fraction of my power and that wasn't even intentional, I could reverse it, but she had to make a sacrifice to get it, one I won't undo

A compromise then?

Now, I want to just maintain the familiarity.

I'm listening

I'll find an old friend, if she agrees to restore her power then it's not my power she'll be wielding

Who, did you have in mind

> Now, I want to just maintain the familiarity. @Baracus (@Mars) - jump I'm glad. I may not say this enough, but you really are a dear friend of mine

You'll see

{He breaks eye contact, and avoids it like the plague.} Yes, m-me too.

Araavos dissappears from the table.... Meanwhile in the altar

goes to the altar

She's coming back..... right?

Probs.

I'm gonna go check what they doing. Majin stands up and goes to the altar to take a peak

Sometimes a friendly reminder that there are risks to running ones mouth is all that is needed.. You are forgiven. And I too apologise for the extremeity of the lesson

It was pretty funny, though. {He snickers.} If I could do magic I’d use that on enemies.

So...... How's it going in there?

Not for me to decide. I just put in a good word with a very special lady {looks at Baracus}

{He looks confused. But using telepathy he asks what happened.}

walks in Hello everyone. How's it going?*

You notice a new aura about her. Radiant, Ethereal.

as Majin was about to go to the altar and see Nazmir Oh. turns around She's alright

Hey, Holy Holly is back.

It's stronger than before, divine

You… what happened? {He’s in awe.}

I have my powers back. But I believe they're much stronger now

{He tucks his book away.} We shy very much go to a secure site, with wards. I wish to help you figure out the details.

Majin looks at Nazmir Ooh. Shiny. Majin is gets into a transe

Majin gets*

Is the....jelly person....okay?

Due to your newfound diviity, you can sense all the wrong Shadzaar has done as a criminal, as a rogue. But you also sense the good in him.

{The Shadzaar in question is currently picking his nose.}

Lizard man...

{He stops, pulls his finger out and wipes it on his pants.} What’s up, Holy Holly?

Majin snaps out of it Why are u so bright?

Yes could you turn down the lights a bit? I'm getting a headache

Whoo-wee, she is kinda bright.

Please don't call me that. Anyway, I sense all the crime you've done. All the people you conned or plan to con....But, I see good in you. I see someone who can change for the better....If willing. Can't change someone who doesn't want to change.

Nazmir, realizing she's glowing a little too much, decides to suppress her aura

Thank the gods.....erm... thank you..

{He raises a brow-ridge.} Uhhh… yeah, I dunno what you’re on about. But— {He gets up, and slithers over to the door.} I’m gonna go find a nice, hot desert. You wanna come with, White Hair?

To a desert? Have you gone mad? Why on earth would I want to go there?

Oh no, that's respectful. There are multiple gods and lesser gods.

Dessert, you clown. You want to with?

A desert? No plants or water for miles!

Astarion suddenly appears in full clown makup and attire

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Close

{Shad’s eye twitches.}

Lol

...Oop--

Alright, not funny, which of you did that? {He says looking at Araavos and Solidus}

Did I do that?

{Baracus is suppressing a chuckle.}

He doesn't realize. Lol. tries not to laugh

Was it you owl man, undo it..... now...

Awww, it's cute honks clown nose

NO!... no no no... not cute. And quit doing that!!!

{Out comes Oz, with his own, very large serving of breakfast. He takes a seat.}

But I like it honks again

Why laugh?

OMG A CLOWN!!!

Majin changes his figure to mimic Astarion

{Storms off upstairs to try to get it off}

{Shad is wheezing, leaning against the door.}

I really wish he couldn't take it off. It's too funny

Two clowns is better than one. tries not to laugh

As Astarion struggles to get it off, every step he takes just reverts. It appears he's stuck this way.. You hear off in the distance

OH COME ON!!!!!!!! WHY WONT YOU GO AWAY!!!!!!!

{Oz, using the Earring of Message, contacts Rilith.} Why laughing? What is funny?

....Okay now I know I did that

Majin turns changes back into his normal figure That was funny.*

Chuckles?!

{comes downstairs} Well ladies and gentelmen it's been fun, but if you'll excuse me... Solidus? Be a dear and teleport me to the sun...

No no, I'll let you clean it!

{Shad is cackling.}

Green Bean? I like that! 😇

Pfft! Majin can just imagine what would happen if he turns into a giant green bean

Astarion is now wearing what appears to be a grean bean costume.

{The Dragonborn stops laughing.} Oh you— so you like “Green Bean”, but not Miss Hair?

What now.... oh gods...Solidus.. that teleport... any day now....

Majin just explodes into laughter as he looses focus on keeping his humanoid, figure turning back into a blob

I’ll teleport you. Do I get your ashes?

Wouldn't matter to me, I'll be over this nonsense

What other costumes can we out him in? I wanna see him dressed as a pirate!

Do it

NO STOP DON'T YOU DARE!!!

{Baracus raises his hand, ready to cast the spell.} There will be ashes, yes?

You going to do this or what?

DON'T!!!

Hears Rilith and goes towards her whispering "Pirate Clown"

{He hesitates.} But why not?

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT KILLING MY PARTNER!

No no no... we have a deal, whatever is left of my corpse is yours, just do it now. Don't listen to them...

...Please don't...

Alright. {Teleports Astarion into the bath house.}

Ugh, let me change him back. focuses and attempts to wave hand

{Returns now soaking wet and naked}.............

I was going to do it, but she convinced me.

{Sits at the table cold, wet, naked> I hate you all....... {grabs some more food}

Astarion, what the hell?!? You'd really throw yourself into the sun over a joke?!?

Majin looks at Astarion Now now, u must admit. It was a bit funny.

{Baracus looks to Mazmir.} So, about that training…

Hey why can’t I edit my messages?

{Just eats and ignores everyone}

You can edit yours, not the bots...

Ew that sucks

Once you trigger, it gets forwarded to the bot.

{Shad sees Astarion being all sad.} Damn. No drinking partner?

...Please just say something? You don't hate me, right? They were only joking around!

You weren't laughing...Darling, I don't hate you, and I don't really hate them either, but that wasn't funny.... And to answer your question, yes, I'd rather burn to death than be stuck that way. And I wasn't able to get it off

....No more of that....looks at Rilith okay?

Hey, not my fault your boyfriend doesn't have a sense of humor.

Astarion's expression goes blank..... as he longer has feelings

{Proceeds to eat, staring off into nothingness}

....What did you do?

Oh my gods. *sigh*...waves hand to try and fix it

STOP HARASSING ASTARION!!!

Why should I? Lighten up a little.

Majin looks at Astarion Amm. U okay? puts his hand on Astarion's shoulder a bit worried

Astarion begins floating up towards the ceiling, naked, with a blank expression on his face. Like a Astarion shaped helium balloon

FUCKING QUIT YOU SPACE BITCH!!!!

{In strolls Vic.} Oh, mm, smells like torment. {He immediately looks at Rilith.} Are you torturing someone? This early?

Solidus snaps his fingers and Astarion falls to the floor back in his usual attire and he stands up, alsmost like coming out of a very odd dream

That’s uh… kinda creepy.

Oh my head..... I'm gonna go lie down...{Heads upstairs}

Bitch? At least I'm not freaking out over nothing like a baby rabbit.

Noooo, my drinking buddy… {Weakly reaches for Astarion as he walks away.}

Rilith polymorphs into a baby rabbit

Ha! Tell her, sister.

Rilith is now paranoid and freaking out

Awww— {Vic scoops her up.} Rabbit Rilith is so precious~

Finally some food I can hunt

Bitch, you better not touch my baby.

rabbit squeak: I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!

Oh shit. Amm. looks at Rilith and Fernessa Could u two try to calm down? looks at Lae'zel as Majin picks Rilith up No, she not food.

That is no child... That is food!!

Um, give me my friend back? {Viz stands with his hands on his hips.}

She did it to herself..

RABBIT SQUEAK: WHEN I TURN BACK TO NORMAL IMMA FICKING KILL YOU!!!

I can't undo that magic...

={He also flips Lae’zel the bird.} Go ahead and try to eat her.

{He also flips Lae’zel the bird.} Go ahead and try to eat her.

Majin looks at Rilith as he pets her Calm down. Shhh.

{returns Rilith to normal} You really do need to get that under control

{Shad is looking around the crowd, gauging expressions.}

We're working on it

Well work harder

Majin puts Rilith down Now calm down. Or it's gonna get worst.

tackles Vic WHO'S SMALL AND CUTE NOW, DICKHEAD!!!!

{Baracus makes and owl noise.} Yes, well. I’ll meet you in the Library. {He flashes Nazmir a thumbs up, and teleports away.}

Vic turns into a small doll like person, taking on a child like appearance

Agh! Bitch— {He tries to shapeshift back.}

Victus can not undo that magic

What the fuck?

Rolling on floor laughing

{Tries again.} Dammit, Rilith fix it.

Majin sighs and goes to the training room to improved his swordplay

{Shad rolls his eyes and goes to the tavern; to find victim to nibble on.}

waves hand to fix it

You return Vic to normal sized and appearance..... minus one (small) detail

Rilith!

Guess this means Vic is still a dickhead

Oh? Is that so? {Transforms into a Rilith copy. He shakes his head, making the penis flop around.}

Awww, Mad, Fuckface?

{He copies her.} “Awww, Mad, Fuckface?”

Is your entire personality a horny copy-cat?

Well she did give you the "horn"

{Still as Rilith.} “Is your entire personality a horny copy-cat?”

Quit acting like a child.

{Wiggles middle fingers.}

Your personality shifts, more dignified, mature...sophisticated

{Stares for a second. He proceeds to shift back into himself.} I dare say…{His accent is MUCH more posh now.} You’re outfit is rather absurd. What is your profession? A tavern wench?

Ugh. Maybe less pompous.

{Posh standing and giggling.}

You're still mature, and sophisticated, but with a little more charm

Majin enters the training room and starts hitting the dummy

Hmm, perhaps I should reconsider this wardrobe. {Examines his own clothes.} A bit drab.

Now *THIS*....This I like. It's perfect. Should probably get rid of the dick on your forehead though

as you wave your hand, the appendage vanishes

Majin walks in Oof. Note: Never mess with Lae'zel unless u are ready to die.

Tell everyone that, blob boy.

shes a tough one, I'll give you that

I hope Karlach doesn't see me like this. Don't wanna give the impression that I'm weak. Heheh. smirks

(rolls her eyes)

Majin notices Karlach and blushes alot knowing that he said it outloud This is awkward. sits down

yep....(she says with a grin)

oh, rilith speaking of awkwardness, you wanted to speak with me?

Yep. Guess what this little starchild did. smirks

put the lizard in the aquarium.

No, although I'd like to. I slept with Solidus.

no you did not.....(as he probes your mind) holyshit you did..... How

He said he had theories...I simply asked to prove them..

100 years.... 1 million!!!!! You mean to say he's one upped......me? There's no way......

That's not all. I convinced him to add two people. Fernessa and Nazmir

2 did you just say 2? OK but did they accept?

Yes actually. I talked to them earlier.

fernessa I can see, but nazmir?

My sister is prudish, but I talked her into it.

how

Solidus said it was like an experiment. I worded it as such Didn't work on Fernessa, but it did on Nazmir. All Fernessa needed was a charming voice and some light teasing and she's sold.

solidus and nazmir, now that's interesting

Exactly

well good luck

I'm gonna need it

why didn't I get an invite?

You, me, and Araavos could go right here right now? wink

I didn't either

Gods, now this is a party.

I thought I was due for a one on one with you rilith

Ah, yes, you're right. Shall we then?

after you

heads upstairs

{Approaching Maijn} Seriously though.... you ok? It's... kinda hard to tell if you're hurt. You don't exactly have muscles to bruise

I'm fine. It was just one hit. tries to make my humanoid figure Although it hurt alot. smirks I do feel better now that u're here.

Well good {she punches you in the arm} next time don't be so stupid... or I'll take a whack at ya

giggles Would u like to spar with me? I do need some practice.

In the dimly lit lounge, a figure clad in flowing robes of iridescent plasmoid hues stepped gracefully through the door, her presence exuding an aura of serenity and otherworldly wisdom. Elandra Fluxlight, a female plasmoid cleric, entered with an ethereal glow, her eyes aglow with a soft, pulsating light. The room seemed to quiet in reverence as she moved, her every step leaving trails of luminous stardust in the air. With a gentle smile, she greeted the occupants of the lounge, her soothing voice carrying the resonance of distant cosmic echoes, promising healing and guidance to all who sought it.

Hello everyone.

Oh. Hi. Majin smiles as he then notices she was a plasmoid Holy shit. Another plasmoid.

I just arrived in ravenhold and was told this is where the adventurers go?

Majin nods Yes, this where adventurers go. Majin looks at Elandra I thought I was the only plasmoid here.

Well, I don't know about that. But like I said, I just got here, so now there's two here! {She says, smiling at you}

Majin smiles towards Elandra Hope u enjoy being here.

Well everyone's been friendly so far. I hope we can be friends too. {She says as she extends a hand}

Majin extends his hand but then hesitates remembering what Keddarc told him about plasmoid reproduction and blushes I don't think it would be a good idea to touch.

{Reading your thoughts she blushes....} Silly.... that only works if it's the right time... You gonna shake my hand or not?

Majin nods and shakes hands So u came in a ship or?

Portal from Zephyria, You?

Was born here before my dad was sealed away. smiles

So you've never been to the Astral Plane?

shakes my head Only heard if it from my dad.*

That's a shame, maybe you can come with me when I go back.

Well. he looks back at Karlach and then at Elandra I don't know. I'm waiting for a certain someone.

Well I'm not going back for a while so......

Majin looks at Karlach That was awkward.

She's cute....

Majin looks down I'll be honest, just say u don't want me and I'll accept it.

I said we could be friends, you're just trying to hard...

Majin nods That's sweet to hear from u. Majin gets up I'm going to my quarters. If u need something I'll be there. Majin walks to his room

Meanwhile in the dining hall lunch is being served

What is BBQ?

(heads downstairs) Oh! Lunch! (sis down)

BBQ? Alright. Not bad. (sits down)

Majin hears that is lunchtime and wooshes down to the dining hall BBQ!!! YES!!!

Not even a sad time can keep this guy away from food. XD

Don't be sad man. He's just gotta relax bro.

BBQ, once again Oz, you intrigue me?

It's not bad, you'll like it

(walks in and sits next to Gale.) Hello, sweetheart. How have you been? (smiles at Gale)

Where'd you run off to?

Quick snack before dinner darling.

Exactly (shows bite marks on neck) He also bit downstairs if yknow what I mean. Which was weird but I'm not one to complain.

Majin sits down next to Elandra without noticing till he looks to the side Oh. Hello there. smiles

....He did WHAT?!?!?!?!? ASTARION!!!!

{half a bite of sandwich still in his mouth..he spits it out on the table..} I ummmm..... well I..... You see..... umm... RILITH!!!!

Why don't you do that with me?....

Lol

Do your friends always act so....umm... vulgar?

Yes

Majin nods It's normal with some of the folks in this part of the wildspace system. smiles

Well you don't exactly....... umm... Instigate things either dear.. But if you want me to be more aggressive..... I can be..

Oh this man can be agressive...

You just wanted to win, and I just couldn't let that happen, now could I?

I can get behind that.

Majin looks at Elandra So, are u a Cleric?

You know I liked it when you were rough, but nowadays there's a bit more of a gentleness I like too. Guess what I'm saying is I love what you're doing, but I still have kinks.

> I can get behind that. @Araavos (@Solidus) - jump You already have

Yes, I am..{As she flashes a holy glow}

Hey! Clerics!!!!

OMG! You too?

Nazmir, please...(rolls eyes)

Same here

Ugh, Are we a church now? Any other religous zealots I should know about?

....Silvanus

Majin looks at Elandra Who's ur patreon? looks at her with a curious look

Aetherion, She's the Cosmic Weaver

Nice. eats some of the BBQ

{A certain Dragonborn slips into the Lounge.} Who’s the Cleric?

Her name is... amm... looks at Elandra I never catched ur name.

Yes you did silly. It's Elandra. Remember? I told you in the loungue

Oh yeah. smiles Her name is Elandra

Can you believe this Plasmoid over here {Pointing her thumb at you} has never been to the Astral Plane? {she chuckles} A plasmoid... who's never been to space...{she smiles and chuckles some more}

I'll think about it. he just smiles and giggles a bit I might present u to my dad someday.

Didn't you say he was in a sword? That would be awkard... "Hey mr sword.. swing at anything good lately?

Oh no. We freed him. The one in the sword now is a hero. smiles

{knocks on your sword} Hello. I'm Elandra. Who's in there now?

Elandra feels the presence of holy light flow through the sword... she hears a whisper... "Aldin..... my lady... Blessed be the light... "

Why’s she knocking on the sword…?

You didn't tell me it was Alduin... he's a legend!!!! You're so lucky... {she looks at the sword...} So that's what happened to him....

{Side eye.}

(looks at Elandra) Oh wow. Like a walking Galaxy. (in awe)

EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK An astral elf. You're so pretty!!!!! Where'd you get those clothes!!!!!

Special Tailored..

He took my father's place when we freed him. smiles Although, I don't think u would like to know who my father is since u said u're from the Astral Plane.

You've got to put me in touch with the designer...

(guestures to Solidus)

Why, was he evil or something?

Lets just say that he didn't care who he ate cause of his power

Get up, don't do that.....

Sorry... should I...

{cutting her off.} No....

You don't take praise?

Nope

I'll take it if you're offering,,,,

Wait..... there's two of them?

Majin looks at Elandra Yeah, we got 2 here.

If he helps you, Just a simple "thank you" is enough for him.

Maijn..... {she hugs you excitedly} Do you know who these guys are?!!!! Sooooo coooool!!!!!!!!!!

Majin blushes alot Amm.

Sure, if you fuck him. That's what I did to get mine.

That's not why I gave you it...

Majin looks at Rilith No. She not fucking no-one.

You don't own her, Blob

{lets go of Maijn} Right... the "no touchy or we have a baby thing....." {as she gently pretends to punch your cheek}

Majin blushes as he notices what he said Sorry. Got a bit defensive there. She's a friend.

What is with Majin's type being "girls who either can't or won't touch him"?

We can touch. It just that... blushes alot as he doesn't dare to talk about plasmoid reproduction

Amm. I was gonna edit that to "plasmoid reproduction or any race reproduction at all"

Ugh, I'd rather listen to Nazmir's prayers than know how plasmoids pork.

Honestly... me too girl...

Why do you hate me so, Sister?

blushes Is nothing sexual to be honest. It's just touching exchanging DNA and split into 2.

I don't hate you. Just find you annoying at times

It that happens you're doing the splitting Maijn. I'm not losing this figure....

blushes even more I-I-I... changes back into his blob form since it was too much for him to think about

She pats you on the shoulder again} Relax.. i'm kidding... No but seriously... It's not gonna be me doing that...

Majin nods as he keeps blushing If it gets down to it, I will.

Some time later... in the dining hall

So.... what's for dinner...

Dinner: Elemental Curry of the Djinn Basmati Rice of the Elemental Planes Naan Bread of the Efreeti Forge Mango Lassi of the Desert Winds

Sure, I'll take that.

Has anyone seen the others?

Nope.... Wonder where they ran off too?

Something about some missing kids

(walks in) Oh Gods, what a day! You're not going to guess what happened!

You got lost and came back here?

You don't know, she could have just went out for a walk through town

I stand by my statement

I died! Well, more I was unconscious and was brought back, but I ALMOST died! And then, we took a slamander's spear, and sold it for A LOT of gold!!!!

Majin sits at the table and sits down We slayed it. It was hard to kill. Took 3 of us out. The last person standing killed it. Majin says the tale as he makes a show with his hands, showing the events as he narrates the battle

Dinner and a puppet show!! Awesome

Hold on.... back up the story a bit, YOU ALMOST DIED!!!!!!!!!!!

Majin nods answering Astarion's question Yep.

hello

looks at Tevar There he is. The guy that killed the Salamander

> Hold on.... back up the story a bit, YOU ALMOST DIED!!!!!!!!!!! @Astarion (@Solidus) - jump Yeah. I almost died. I got impaled by the spear.

well I don't mean to brag but yes I did put a bullet through that son of a bitch

Ah, a goblin. Tiny little thing.

hello ma'am

Aren't you cute? smiles

finishes telling the tale showing how the bullet went from the Salamander's eye to the other And it died.

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No No, that's okay.

He sighs

Majin looks at Elandra and smiles Well, I'm go to my quarters. winks at her as he walks off

he walks to a shelf or a high place and makes it home

Is that goblin trying to make it's home.... in the dining room?

{Grabbing her greataxe} Not if I can help it.

Wtf

Please don't kill the tiny gremlin

It's a Goblin Rilith..... those litlle fuckers can't be trusted

But it's cute. I wanna keep it

**Majin forgot to go get his food and sees Karlach with the axe Woah woah woah. Calm down.

I saved there ass

{She slams her axe down into the floor, getting it stuck} Fine, if you all want to trust a fucking goblin, then do it.. {She says as she storms off into the Armory}

he follows

**Majin follows Karlach Karlach wait.

howdy I'm tevar I'm not your usual goblin I can prove it if I may ?

(watches them leave) Shit...Uhm....

{Noticing she's being followed she lifts up the Goblin by the throat and slams him into the wall} Quit following me you little shit....... You're all the same greedy raping slaving murderous little monsters {She releases you and continues walking into the hallway slamming the door behind her}

Fine don't let me explain

I'd just give her some time, she has a history with your kind